Plagiarised from Arthur Bloch’s book, Murphy’s Law Murphy’s Law : If anything can go wrong, it will. Corollary: 1. Every solution breeds new problems. 2. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. 3. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. 4. Mother Nature is a bitch. The Murphy Philosophy : Smile... tomorrow will be worse. Boling’s Postulate : If you are feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it. * If things appear to be going right, you have overlooked something. * Always keep a record – it indicates you’ve been working. * When in doubt, assert louder. Finagle’s Rule 6 : Do not believe in miracles – rely on them. * Capitalism: You can win. Socialism: You can break even. Mysticism: You can quit the game. First Law of Bridge : It’s always the partner’s fault. Law of the Perversity of Nature : You can’
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