Teacher was very fond of parrots. They keep repeating A, B, C... And when they grow up they repeat s = ut + ½ at 2 or sin 2 Ɵ + cos 2 Ɵ = 1. When they grow up more they keep repeating “Yes, sir; Yes, madam.” That’s why Teacher decided to take over the caged parrot from his cousin who was leaving the village to settle down in one of the posh apartments in Delhi. The cousin had just won the Lok Sabha bye-election. Teacher was not characteristically ignorant and so he knew that keeping birds in cages was against the law. Love does not follow laws, however. Teacher was very upset when Parrot spoke. It did not speak the formulas. Instead it uttered expletives. Teacher decided to teach Parrot. “A, B, C...” Parrot said, “AAP, BJP, Congress...” As if that were not enough, Parrot added some expletive to each word it uttered. Teacher presented the problem to Counsellor. Every school must have a counsellor, according to CBSE, so that students learn formulas right
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