Bottom and Titania in a Multiplex Bottom had walked into the multiplex for window-shopping. The centralised air-conditioning in the multiplex was a joyful relief from the scorching heat in the city’s overcrowded open spaces. Moreover, he could gratify his voyeuristic inclination by looking at the legs or cleavages of the pretty fairies that wafted coquettishly around with mobile phones clinging to their ears like earrings and chocobars slipping through their velveteen lips. Though he imagined the girls as fairies Bottom didn’t really believe that fairies existed. So when he was approached by Titania, the fairy queen herself, his surprise was quite palpable. But, like most twenty-first century boys (and girls, of course), he knew how to tackle any odd situation in life and so he overcame his surprise sooner than any person from another period of human history would. Titania had just woken up from a sleep. But her mind was still under the influence...
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