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I Wish I Were a Flatterer



The King said, “Who can get rid of that priest for me?”
And Thomas Beckett was killed.
Party workers go beyond the wishes of the Leader.
I wish I could be a party worker.
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  1. mandakolathurJuly 7, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    If you are not a flatterer, you cannot be a party worker. Simple.

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  2. BushraJuly 7, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    :) That's a great wish.

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  3. Ankur AnandJuly 7, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    simple but well said :)

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  4. UnknownJuly 9, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    I don't want to be a party worker. In fact, even if I try for it, I am sure I would fail spectacularly in that endeavor.

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  5. wingsJuly 12, 2013 at 8:28 PM

    Next, are you going to apply for the post of Principal to form a party?

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 12, 2013 at 9:11 PM

      Wings, my name in the Church (baptism register) is Thomas. Got it?

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  6. MridulaJuly 13, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    You either have it or you don't. I don't think it can be cultivated in adult life!

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 13, 2013 at 5:39 PM

      Yes, Mridula, you can't teach old dogs new tricks, as the wise men said long ago :) And I'm realising it in practice!

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