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  1. Deepak KarthikJuly 28, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    LOL :P bwahahaha.....
    I just ROFL :D

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 28, 2013 at 11:45 AM

      Lovely to see you here after a pretty long time, Deepak.

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    2. Deepak KarthikJuly 28, 2013 at 10:23 PM

      haha yes sir.
      itr has been a pretty long time and glad to catch few post of yours back :D

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  2. GurujiJuly 28, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    ..and the answer is NEGATIVE I presume?

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  3. Easwar ArumugamJuly 28, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    Ha ha ha. Work of an innovative mind [smile]

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  4. AnonymousJuly 28, 2013 at 6:48 PM

    Hahahaha..That is really Funny.. :-)

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 28, 2013 at 7:22 PM

      Indeed, it is. Have you ever noticed we do such funny things in life as altering the truth with the help of words?

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  5. Ankur AnandJuly 28, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    hahaha .. this one is really a work of real humorous sense !

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  6. AnonymousJuly 29, 2013 at 12:02 AM

    quite humorous...

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 29, 2013 at 10:47 AM

      There's a subtle philosophy behind the humour. I hinted at it one of my responses.

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  7. AditiJuly 29, 2013 at 12:17 AM

    :D good one!!

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  8. wingsJuly 29, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    That's a shit on those who alter truth with words as you hinted at in one of your comments. because only after reading the comments my tube light came to life.

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 29, 2013 at 12:59 PM

      Yeah, wings, I understand. I'm a quite an imp when it comes to mischief. Later I decided to give that hint in the comment.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 29, 2013 at 12:52 PM

    a perfect graffiti and a taboo
    look wiser by your hair even if you loose your Alma matter

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 29, 2013 at 1:00 PM

      Thanks for combining my two posts into one comment.

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  10. jahidJuly 29, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    That was really funny :)

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  11. RajeshJuly 30, 2013 at 7:40 AM

    Very good one.

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  12. mandakolathurJuly 30, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    Some other binaries:

    Disabled v. differently abled
    Short v. Height-challenged.

    RE

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    1. Tomichan MatheikalJuly 30, 2013 at 12:17 PM

      We pretend to be better civilised because our language is apparently acquiring some sophistication!

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