Image from here Fiction Jaichander Varma could not sleep. It was past midnight and the world outside Jaichander Varma’s room was fairly quiet because he lived sufficiently far away from the city. Though that entailed a tedious journey to his work and back, Mr Varma was happy with his residence because it afforded him the luxury of peaceful and pure air. The city is good, no doubt. Especially after Mr Modi became the Prime Minister, the city was the best place with so much vikas. ‘Where’s vikas?’ Someone asked Mr Varma once. Mr Varma was offended. ‘You’re a bloody antinational mussalman who should be living in Pakistan ya kabristan,’ Mr Varma told him bluntly. Mr Varma was a proud Indian which means he was a Hindu Brahmin. He believed that all others – that is, non-Brahmins – should go to their respective countries of belonging. All Muslims should go to Pakistan and Christians to Rome (or is it Italy? Whatever. Get out of Bharat Mata, that’s all.) The lower caste Hindus co...
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LOL :P bwahahaha.....
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Deleteitr has been a pretty long time and glad to catch few post of yours back :D
..and the answer is NEGATIVE I presume?
ReplyDeleteAnswer is yours, Santhosh.
DeleteHa ha ha. Work of an innovative mind [smile]
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DeleteHahahaha..That is really Funny.. :-)
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it is. Have you ever noticed we do such funny things in life as altering the truth with the help of words?
Deletehahaha .. this one is really a work of real humorous sense !
ReplyDeleteMischievous humour.
Deletequite humorous...
ReplyDeleteThere's a subtle philosophy behind the humour. I hinted at it one of my responses.
Delete:D good one!!
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DeleteThat's a shit on those who alter truth with words as you hinted at in one of your comments. because only after reading the comments my tube light came to life.
ReplyDeleteYeah, wings, I understand. I'm a quite an imp when it comes to mischief. Later I decided to give that hint in the comment.
Deletea perfect graffiti and a taboo
ReplyDeletelook wiser by your hair even if you loose your Alma matter
Thanks for combining my two posts into one comment.
DeleteThat was really funny :)
ReplyDeleteHow funny can life get to be?
DeleteVery good one.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rajesh.
DeleteSome other binaries:
ReplyDeleteDisabled v. differently abled
Short v. Height-challenged.
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We pretend to be better civilised because our language is apparently acquiring some sophistication!
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