“My cat is
dying, Swamiji,” Aravind says to Yogi. “Please perform a miracle and save him.
I love him and cannot live without him.”
The yogi is
famous for his miracles. He heals the sick merely by a touch. Sometimes he
materialises ashes from the air with a wave of his hand and the ashes heal
those sick people who cannot come to the yogi’s presence personally. Of late,
the yogi is thinking of joining politics where he can perform greater miracles
like healing the whole country. Moreover, yogis becoming politicians has become
the style of the day. The yogi-king, Plato would have approved.
“Your problem
will be solved, my son,” Yogi says to Aravind. “Go home in peace.”
Aravind is
happy. It is not easy to gain such personal access to the yogi. Only those who
offer fat donations to the yogi’s ashram get such access. Aravind had given
half of his property to the yogi’s ashram and the yogi was mighty pleased since
the property lay just adjacent to the ashram complex.
“Isn’t it the
same cat that we poisoned?” As soon as Aravind leaves, Yogi asks Komal, his
secretary and confidante and much more.
“Yes, the same
one that used to steal food from our kitchen. That cat has a unique talent for
sneaking into our kitchen.” Komal says.
“Solve that
man’s problem once and for all.” Yogi says.
Komal
understands. Aravind has not been seen in the world ever since. The cry of a
cat continues to haunt the yogi’s ashram in spite of all the religious rituals
that the yogi has performed.
Satirical it is...
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