Fantasy
“Then again, you may pick up just
enough education to hate people who say, ‘It’s a secret between he and I.’ Or
you may end up in some business office, throwing paper clips at the nearest
stenographer. I just don’t know. But do you know what I’m driving at, at all?”
That’s
what a teacher tells a student, the protagonist of J D Salinger’s celebrated
novel, The Catcher in the Rye. Holden, the student, was critical of
everything around him. He was confused by
the hypocrisy of the adults around him.
The ability of his companions to adjust to that hypocrisy confounded him
further. In short, life confounded him.
Holden
ended up in a lunatic asylum. He couldn’t
cope with the confounding life.
But
the novel ended when Holden was only 16 years old. What if Holden continued to live beyond the novel,
outside the asylum, liberated from his neurotic obsessions with hypocrisy, and
ready to accept the world as it really is?
He
becomes a teacher in a public school, let us imagine. He becomes an English teacher. After all, literature was not alien to
him. He loved telling stories.
What
does he see in his school?
His
principal shrieks in the assembly every morning about the spelling mistakes
made by the students in their applications.
“You don’t even know the difference between principle and principal.” Don’t know spellings. Don’t know grammar. Basic grammar! What are you learning here? What are your teachers teaching here? What are the teachers doing here?
The
Principal becomes so engrossed with spelling mistakes that he forgets that
there are students waiting to deliver their routine news readings and poem
recitations.
Holden,
one of the teachers, sits demurely in the assembly hall listening to the tirade
on spelling mistakes. And grammar
mistakes. And umpteen other
mistakes. Made by everyone, obviously.
And
he wonders how this man became the Principal (or is it principle?) when he is
so obsessed with spelling mistakes far, far beyond the age of 15.
But
who is he, Holden the reclaimed neurotic, to ask such questions?
Spelling
mistakes are in the mind. Of people who
ascend to positions they don’t deserve, he thought. Then he corrected himself. No, my counsellor had told me to laugh when I
saw spelling mistakes. Can I laugh,
Principal? He did not ask the question
loud. The asylum had made him too sane.
nicely sad oops spelling mistake :P .. nicely said :) i guess he will get the answer now :D
ReplyDeleteWell, Ankur, who will get the answer is determined by Shakespeare's fool :)
Deletehahaha.. loved this reply .. :)
DeleteLife is confounding. I think Holden was sane and everybody else insane. But alas, a wise can't speak among fools. He spoke and landed in an asylum. Result: Holden turned partially insane.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't disagree much with you, Pankti. It was Jean-Paul Sartre who said that the mad man's raving is meaningless to people who claim sanity but is very meaningful to the man himself. Holden was saner than most people who claim to be normal...
Delete'Spelling mistakes are in the mind. Of people who ascend to positions they don’t deserve'. True of all situations and all offices, Matheikal. Most of the time in the weekly meeting in our office is routinely taken up by sanctimonious monologue by the chair on slip ups on part of the relatively junior officers about things like ignoring to number pages in files etc.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the consoling generalisation, Aditi. Anyway, laughter is the best medicine, I've discovered, in such situations.
DeleteAgree with the conclusion. Spelling mistakes are also in the society that elevate people to positions that they don't deserve.
ReplyDeleteYes, Santhosh, the society has a peculiar predilection for the mediocre.
DeleteInteresting imagination.. I wonder if one can extend this line of thought and imagine Holden taking up different careers. Will be fun.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea that you've given me, Adarsh. Interestingly, Aditi above mentions that similar things happen in her profession too (and she belongs to a very elite profession).
DeleteLife is the asylum we all go through :)
ReplyDeleteAnd at the end of the day an empty vase makes a lot of noise. The ranting of principal looks the same of course ;)
Lovely sentence: life is the asylum...
Deleteyes sir, that's true your imagination resembles me of some thing. I guess you can understand "spelling mistake"
ReplyDeleteBut, Abhishek, I must hasten to add that students have a duty to improve their spellings and grammar :)
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