Fiction
Nostalgia
is one of the many escape routes for boredom.
People in business know it particularly well because their job keeps
them occupied from early morning puja to the god of wealth till late in the
night puja to the same god.
“I’m
bored,” said Kamakshi to her husband on a Sunday evening. Mithun, the husband and businessman, had made
sure that his business would not disturb him on Sundays. But the god of business is no kinder than any
other god. The executives would call on Sundays
too to enquire about how to deal with some consumer who complained about some
defective product which was sold in one of the many outlets of the Mithun Chain
of produces. If the executives didn’t
call up, Mithun would call them up to make sure that no consumer had any
complaint. “I’m bored,” declared Kamakshi
during one such call on a Sunday evening.
They
were newlywed couples, Kamakshi and Mithun.
She had just turned eighteen and passed class 12 from a reputed public school
in Delhi where she had earned a name for herself for sucking some part of a boy’s
body which event became a public entertainment on social networking thanks to
the boy whose father was the owner of a multinational corporation. Kamakashi’s father was running a business
which was just finding a toehold within the nation, thanks to the new Prime
Minister who encourages business.
“Marriage
is the solution,” announced Ganesha after Kamakshi’s father consulted the Pundit.
Mithun
had just inherited business from his father who had fallen ill seriously. Some capital was all that was needed to
continue the business after paying up the bills of the best hospital in the
city, the hospital that belonged to a religious sect run by Ganesha Baba. The dowry solved both the problems.
“OK,
darling,” said Mithun when the sun was going to sink in some ocean whose name
he could not recollect much as he tried.
The geography teacher of his residential school came to his mind, however. A bald
head who carried a comb in his pocket all the time. With a beautiful wife on whom Mithun had a
childish crush. He had gifted an exotic
shawl to his geography teacher the day he left the school.
“A
lady’s shawl?” exclaimed Mr Panwar seeing the shawl.
“My
mother brought it from Singapore, sir,” said Mithun. “Just for your madam.”
“But...”
wondered Mr Panwar. How does his wife
have a connection with a student’s mother?
Mrs Panwar was a housewife.
“Sir,”
Mithun was worldly wise enough to clarify, “I asked my mother to bring a gift
for my best teacher and she misunderstood that it was a lady teacher...”
The
gift was accepted. Teachers are such
fools, thought Mithun.
“Why
not visit my school?” Mithun asked his
bored wife on the Sunday evening when the sun was sinking in an ocean whose
name Mithun’s knowledge of geography could not recollect.
“School?”
spat out Kamakshi.
“My
school,” asserted Mithun like a typical Indian husband. “My school where memories lie. Where memories cannot die. Better than the
Lodhi Garden.”
“Better
than the Lodhi Garden?” Kamakshi’s
memories too began to masticate. Lodhi
Garden is famous for the meeting of lovers.
Romance. Love. Greenery in the heart of Delhi. Where she had spent much time savouring the
greenery of life.
“Let’s
go,” she said.
Mithun
was eloquent in the beginning as he entered Mr Panwar’s residence in the
teacher’s quarters of his residential school.
The eloquence soon waned when he noticed that Mrs Panwar was nowhere in
sight. Not even a glass of drinking
water? Mr Panwar was more interested in
combing his bald head and talking about the good old days when he was fortunate
to have such great students as Mithun.
Kamakshi
was getting bored.
Mithun’s
business executives had given a number of missed calls.
“Sir,”
asked Mithun, “can she (pointing at his wife) use your wash room?”
“Why
not?” Mr Panwar led the way. Mithun
followed looking here and there.
Mrs
Panwar was nowhere on the way.
Having
used the toilet of her husband’s teacher, Mithun’s wife was relieved.
“I’m
sorry,” said Mr Panwar when Kamakshi returned from the toilet. “We didn’t offer you even water.” He brought water from the fridge and glasses
from the kitchen.
Kamakshi’s
nose turned upward. Mr Panwar was too
old to notice such upward mobility of noses especially when the face was too
beautiful.
“Take
a little just to avoid offence,” murmured Mithun in the ear of his beloved
wife.
Kamakshi
drank one sip. She was thirsty. But she
wouldn’t drink anything but mineral water supplied by multinational
corporations in sealed plastic bottles. The campus is great, she agreed as her husband
drove her back home. Better than Lodhi
Garden. She had walked around the campus
holding her husband’s arm and feeling proud being ogled by young boys before
they entered the geography teacher’s boring residence. It was a nice picnic.
“Why
didn’t you show your face, dear?” demanded Mr Panwar of his wife when the
student with the beautiful wife had left.
“Didn’t
you know that I had just applied dye to my hair?”
Somewhere in a wardrobe an exotic shawl was wasting itself.
Somewhere in a wardrobe an exotic shawl was wasting itself.
Wonderful post sir :)
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Had a heart laugh :)
I'm glad, Aram, I can extract laugh in spite of myself.
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