Fiction
“When you were a
drunkard, you were a much better human being,” said the wife.
The husband was
shocked. He had stopped drinking for her
sake. Just for her sake. Only for her sake. Moreover, he had become religious for her
sake. He visited the church every Sunday
for her sake. He mumbled the evening
prayers at home every evening just for her sake. He sacrificed himself, his ideologies (as if
he had any) just for her sake. He had
even dared to question the PM, the invincible hero of the country, just for her
sake. He offered to cook too, just for
her sake.
“Oh, no!” She said
remembering the only time he had cooked earlier. They had to go out for the dinner.
“I wish you were just human.
Not so rational. Not so convincing.” She
said.
“Give me an hour, will
you?” He asked.
She was ready to give
anything for those good old days.
He went to the city and
drank just two pegs.
The breathalyser of the police can smell even half a peg, what do you think?
The breathalyser of the police can smell even half a peg, what do you think?
The police were very
happy when he was on his way back home because he narrated his story to them,
the story of all the halleluiahs he had sung in order to bring peace in his
home. They wanted only a couple of
thousand rupees to let him go without imprisonment in the Ram Raj of the
present PM who had even given up his wife for the sake of creating the Ram Raj. “Better than the original Ram who let his
wife burn!” said a cop.
He was happy that money
could buy Ram Raj.
“Where were you?” Wife
asked imperially as soon as he reached home.
“In Rama Raj,” Husband
said. “Do you know, darling, my honey, our PM has created the Paradise for
us. The price of onion has down by one paisa.” And he gave her the packet of onions he
bought from Reliance Fresh.
“O My Love!” Wife hugged
Husband. She hugged the onions. No fire
test in PM’s Bharat.
This was a great read.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Deletenice satire Sir.
ReplyDeleteThanks. One of my girl students accused the story of sexism 😀
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