A fairy tale
without fairies
Once upon a
time Babas were confined to hermitage and holy things. Those were the days of fairies and mermaids,
tree nymphs and water sprites. Then one day a disease called sickularism
entered the forests and rivers.
Sickularism spread like wildfire or plague or TV ads. The fairies and mermaids fell prey and died
one by one with apparent vengeance. They
became extinct. So did the nymphs and
sprites.
The Babas were
starved of nymphs and sprites. So they
migrated in search of the steroid of inspiration. Political slogans spiced up with the right
measures of patriotic herbs and nationalist leaves and cultural roots brought
them ecstasy and heavenly bliss.
The bliss
spread like an exhilarating amrit and the nation became spiritual. Sickularism was declared the national
disease. Schools were converted into
ashrams in order to deal with the national malaise. Textbooks were rewritten. The new knowledge intoxicated the whole
nation.
Pappu lost his
job as school teacher like many others who were found not qualified enough to
continue in the job on account of being sickular. The manager and the principal of his school
summoned him to the office.
“We regret to
inform you that you are not wanted here anymore.” The manager said with her characteristic
curtness which was accentuated further by neo-nationalism and neo-patriotism . Her silver hair fluttered in the gentle
breeze of the fan and caught Pappu’s attention.
“There are
many organisations doing charity works for treating the sickulars,” said the principal
trying to ameliorate what she interpreted as shock while Pappu was still
admiring the manager’s fluttering silver hairs. In spite of the silver hairs the manager’s face
reminded Pappu of some nymph of his imagination.
“Are you all
right, Mr Pappu?” asked the principal.
The question brought Pappu back to the reality at hand. The reality of the world without nymphs and
fairies. With patriotism and
nationalism.
Having
absorbed the harshness of the situation with all the equanimity he could
muster, Pappu said, “Before I leave I’d like to say two things.”
Manager and
principal stared at him.
“One, you’ve
ruined one life mercilessly. Two, Pip-Pip.”
Manager and
principal looked at each other as Pappu walked out of the office calmly.
“What’s
Pip-pip?” Manager asked.
“Pip is the
hero of Great Expectations, Dickens’
novel.” Principal explained sounding pedantic as usual.
“So he is
going with great expectations.” Manager
muttered and laughed as if that was the joke of the year.
When Pappu
came out of the campus to the street, a victory march was going on celebrating
the election of a Baba as the new Chief Minister of the state. Having nothing else to do, Pappu joined the
march and repeated the patriotic and nationalist slogans. He felt very relaxed.
Pappu should retire, salaa!
ReplyDeleteHe should actually. He doesn't even know how to make his own slogans :)
DeleteBJP had not declared Yogi Adityanath as UP CM candidate. He did not contest Legislative Assembly election. He was an MP who was made CM by BJP high command (Narendra Modi and Amit Shah). BJP’s 312 MLAs did not have free choice in selecting CM. Hıgh command culture will ruin BJP as it did Congress.
ReplyDeleteThat may be true. But Yogi has his own mass support in UP which is one reason why the High Command chose him. What I foresee is communal conflict in UP.
Deletenice satire, Yogi right from the start is on action and made more than 15000+ people jobless,Romeo squad became a harassment tool, God save UP now
ReplyDeleteEven God is likely to fail! Yogi and his party are both determined to eliminate a whole section of people from the state.
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