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No Problems Only Opportunities


You’ve probably heard this joke. A young man walked into his office one morning and found a beautiful young lady sitting in his chair. He called the MD and said, “Sir, I have a problem.” The MD replied, “Don’t you know our company’s motto, young man? No Problems, Only Opportunities.”

When Suchita of The Blogchatter sent me a mail with the topic of this week’s blog hop – 

- the first thing that came to my mind was the above joke.

I know many people – too many, in fact – who went through terrible problems. My own life was a series of problems in none of which was there the consolation of any beautiful woman. One essential lesson I learnt from life is that life is a series of problems. You solve one and then arises the next one. Now I have reached an age when problems are no more problems: they are life itself.

If you ask me what was the biggest problem I ever dealt with, it was my last years in Shillong. I was a lecturer in a college drawing a fat salary stipulated by the University Grants Commission. If I had continued in that job, I’d have been drawing a pension of nearly one lakh today. Instead, I became just another face in India’s billion-strong crowd—a taxpayer funding the luxuries of a select few. But perhaps that's another way of saying I found freedom from certain illusions.

Well, that’s an opportunity if you wish to look at it that way. It’s an opportunity to keep hitting the keyboard of my laptop instead of committing the cardinal sin of sloth.

I had a lot of personality disorders which some Christian missionaries in Shillong decided not to like one fine day. That was my problem. They made my life miserable. I can be as stubborn as a buffalo with anything that goes against my grain. And once missionaries decide to reform you, their grip is like chains welded shut. They know that the good shepherd should leave behind the entire fold and go in search of the lost sheep.

I chose to leave the flock altogether. I didn’t belong there. That’s how Maggie and I found ourselves sitting in a taxi that carried us to Guwahati railway station from where a train would carry us to Delhi. By sheer coincidence, the dashboard of the taxi held an inscription that read: No one can take away what is in your fortune; No one can give you what is not in your fortune. I contemplated that and became a fatalist – well, nearly.

No, that was not the opportunity that the problem in Shillong offered me. Delhi turned out to be a kind of paradise. Both of us found jobs in a residential school nestled in a vast, green campus—calm, ordered, and refreshingly free. The best period of my life was lived there on that campus. It was strangled by another set of missionaries: this time a Hindu cult called RSSB.

The last part of my professional life was in a school run by a missionary congregation in Kerala. Another opportunity, you see. This time I learnt that not all missionaries are keen on reforming you. But, of course, I had grown more mature by the time I left Delhi. More sober, more receptive to reality. As a young man, I wanted reality to fit into my notions. Delhi taught me a new way of viewing reality. That sort of learning is the real opportunity that problems bring, I guess. Even if I paid a heavy price in terms of economy, I did learn much from the five years of rigorous imprisonment that Shillong’s missionaries sentenced me to for all practical purposes.

Yes, Suchita, life is a great teacher with its endless problems. Probably, that’s the only purpose of life: to teach us certain things. Perhaps the greatest irony is that by the time life teaches us its hardest lessons – and we’re finally ready to live fully – our time is nearly up. Life is a joke that way, not only a series of problems and opportunities.

PS. Written for  #BlogchatterBlogHop 

 

 

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  1. Converting a liability into an asset is an invaluable talent.

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    1. I guess so. I'm sure a lot of people keep overcoming hurdles and moving on.

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  2. Looking at challenges as opportunities is definitely one way of moving forward rather than getting stuck.
    -- Pradeep / Time and Tide

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  3. This blog enlightened me about the reason for your religious status as an atheist.

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    1. I have always wavered between atheism and agnosticism 😊

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  4. It is a gift to be able to see your problems as opportunities. It's usually true, but when you're going through difficulties, you tend to see the difficulties. Finding a positive outlook can be hard (or nearly impossible).

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    1. I was driven to severe depression more than once by personal problems. I know how hard it is sometimes, dealing with hardships. Positive outlook comes eventually if we try enough.

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  5. Hari Om
    Hmmm... it is one of the peculiarities of the multijeweled thing called life that some of us seem to see no problems, only delays and redirections. Others of us not only see hurdles and problems, but can seem almost to 'borrow trouble'. Some are fortunate to find a balance and response to life early in it, others, later - or never at all.

    A point of order, if I may. The link to RSSB brings to light that the two leaders are Sikh and not Hindu. Neither does the society claim to be Hindu - in fact, rather the opposite; non-demoninational meditation and clean living is the basic tenet of the satsang. In their book listings (in English) there are 134 items, of which precisely six pertain to anything to do with Hindu philosophy. There are tomes also on several other faith structures. All to highlight the unity, not the disparity, that exists, if we are prepared to meditate and let go of the ego of dogma. Founder Shiv Dhayal Singh was from a multidenominational background.

    Are there followers of RSSB who are Hindu? Undoubtedly, and quite some numbers probably. Were there some issues that you could not resolve with their encroachment? We must accept that there were, and that is sad indeed. However, it would be furthering wrong to declare the RSSB to be a Hindu cult. It is a breakaway from Sikhism.

    I do not have any association with it, nor had known anything of it other than the researches carried out due to your link. How insular, monocultural, it may be, I cannot speak to. However, there is too much in this world that gets misspoken and muddled due to various individuals with axes to grind and pain to resolve. I admire your writing, blog-brother, and that you are mostly against exactly those confused truths. I do hope you will not mind my wishing to clarify here... YAM xx

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    1. You're right, Yam, RSSB originated in Punjab and the first Baba (as they call him) was a Sikh and all his successors too. But in my mind the Hindu association is dominant because all the officials of RSSB who worked together to kill the school where I worked were Hindus. All of them, without exception. The organisation may have Sikh roots, but the people who did immense injustice to my school and all its stakeholders - these people were Hindus who chose to become the devotees of RSSB guru.

      There were many cases against RSSB for land grabbing. Since they have money and political influence, they always manage to stay clear of legal actions. When some of us teachers met the Aam Admi Party (which was in power then) minister for education about the injustice being perpetrated by RSSB in our school, the minister's response was: "They will bring us thousands of votes. You will bring hundreds." And AAP had come to power driving the bandwagon of anti-corruption! What I'm trying to say is that cults like RSSB are spiritual only in appearance; they are more about grabbing material things and the grabbers, in my personal experience with RSSB, were Hindus. Nevertheless, you remain right about RSSB's Sikh roots.

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    2. 🙏 It was a dreadful thing to experience that is for sure... Yxx

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  6. A great post to introspect on.

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  7. Good one!

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  8. To start with your conclusion. The Sanghparivar rewriting of history, that too demonise Muslims to the children, is not only brutal, but also boorend.
    As, boorish, as the well-meaning, biut arrogant threesome Italiaesuits, at seeker-Akbar's court. And I did not know that Aquaviva had such a gory end

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  9. "Domestic violence continues to be a deeply rooted issue in India, affecting individuals across all social and economic backgrounds. Despite legal protections under laws like the Protection of Women from Domestic Violence Act, 2005, many victims still struggle to access justice due to social stigma, fear, and lack of awareness. It’s crucial to not only strengthen enforcement mechanisms but also to promote legal literacy, community support, and survivor-centered approaches to truly address this crisis."

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