Once upon a time there
was this godman who called himself Paramanandaswamikal. He appeared from nowhere on a day that stood
drenched in a cloudburst. A few trees
had collapsed in the storm that accompanied the cloudburst. This man with shabby clothes and criminal
looks was sitting on one of the fallen trees when the rainstorm abated. The villagers were as suspicious initially as
they were of any stranger.
“I am the poem of the
almighty,” he said very solemnly when the village elder asked him who he was.
The villagers thought
that he was a lunatic. Then the stranger
said, “Your children are not your children.”
The villagers were amused. They
nudged each other. Marital fidelity was
not considered a particularly great virtue in that village since many men were
working in faraway places and came home to embrace their wives only once in a blue
moon. “Your children are the sons and
daughters of Life’s longing for itself,” the stranger went on after a solemn
pause. “Life is the greatest miracle worked
by the almighty. You are the greatest
miracle of god. Each one of you is a
miracle…”
More villagers
gathered. They loved to see themselves
as some great miracles.
Food and money began to
move from the village huts to the stranger who called himself Paramanandaswamikal. In return for the food and money Paramanandaswamikal
gave profound spiritual lessons to the villagers every evening. Since the name Paramanandaswamikal was too
long, the villagers decided to call him simply godman. Godman is a good
name. Easy to pronounce. Highly fashionable too. The people were very happy that their village
was blessed with the physical presence of a godman.
Those were the days when
the villagers didn’t have much work to do.
Those were the days when petrol prices zoomed sky-high taking the prices
of all essential commodities along with it.
GST and SGST and many other mysterious ghosts were haunting the
village. People were falling prey to
depression, melancholy and opium. Opium
made them think that they were living in achhe
din.
The godman brought them a
new kind of intoxication. He made them
believe that each one of them was a miracle.
The people inhaled the fumes of paramanandam delivered every evening by
their own godman. They surrendered
themselves to the greatest bliss that flowed like honey through the eloquent
utterances of the godman.
Words have the greatest
power. Paramanandaswamikal had learnt
that while he served his prison term for a rape. He was a fervent devotee of the television in
jail. He watched the channels that
brought spirituality live to the prison.
“Surrender, surrender yourself
to the divine,” he preached to the villagers who found a new meaning in life
when they had lost everything else in the process of what their government
called ‘nation building’. They
surrendered themselves and their wives and their children and their little
lands to the godman.
“The kingdom of heaven is
within you,” godman taught the villagers as he built up his kingdom in the
village with the lands surrendered by the villagers. The people were happy. They were building the kingdom of god. They had an occupation, a divine
occupation.
Everyone was happy.
Hmn.. Superb satire from your pen as usual!
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteTrue story of our times :)
ReplyDeleteReligion is good business especially in times of unemployment.
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