In James Crumley’s novel, The
Wrong Case, one character gives this counsel: “Son, never trust a man who
doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he
knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name
of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges,
the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk.
They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a
coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of
himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before
a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his
natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a
man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty
toilet bowl.”
I came across
one of these self-righteous moralists on Facebook the other day. He got me
blocked twice by reporting as silly a comment as my question to him whether his
profile picture was really his photo. Below is his profile pic. Of course,
everyone knows that a real ass – even one from Assam as this is – cannot be on
Facebook where metaphorical ones abound.
It is one of
this guy’s comments that drew my attention to him. It sounded moralistic. He sounded
like one who thought of himself as India’s moral police, the knight in shining
armour out to protect an ancient culture in danger now from all sorts of
monsters like me. My question to him whether he was indeed the ass in the pic
was only meant to deflate his moralistic balloon.
He has taken
it upon himself to be India’s watchdog on FB. Look at some of his posts.
My curiosity
and amusement were both raised when I stumbled upon his profile. I wanted to
know a little more about him. So I provoked him. He got me blocked from
Facebook instantly just for asking whether his profile pic was his own photo.
OK. I came back when the block was over and provoked him once more very lightly
suggesting that he could be India’s Messiah with all his redemptive ambitions.
Soon his true colours were revealed. He downloaded a pic of my wife from my
profile and posted it in the comment box saying his men would deal with her.
That was too cheap if not cowardly. But that’s what he is: a cheap coward. I
told him that. He removed the photo as well as the threat soon because he knew
he would be in trouble otherwise. But he had already revealed the imbecile in
him.
People like
him who pretend to be nice citizens, nationalists, perfect guardians of public
morality, are in fact nothing less than the meddling self-righteous judge that
James Crumley’s character warns against. Such people are far more dangerous
than those who make some silly comments on social media or booze a little once
in a while or even cock a snook at some pet theories of the moralists.
When any
person sets up himself as the judge over others, an insane world is created.
Hitler did just that. We have quite a few Hitlers in present India. Some of
them are in very high positions while others occupy moral high thrones on
social media. I wish all of them learnt to bend down before a toilet bowl once
in a while. They need to. Very much.
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Hari OM
ReplyDeleteYou have to think of being online in exactly the same way as 'real life'... for example... I don't go to very many public places at all (even pre-COVID) because I know that the crowds (and the people who make them) are likely to give me the shudders, be that language, behaviour or just outright idiocy. I do (or did) attend art galleries and occasional small musical gatherings of classical and traditional variety.
Therefore, online, I stick to blogging, where I can attend the galleries I wish to and linger where I choose without getting hassled by crowds. I avoid public houses and rock concerts in the form of FB and that phonebird thing. Those places where complete effwits like to lurk. (Of course there are such folk on blogging platforms, but 99.9% of the time one doesn't see them.)
By not engaging with such as this, one avoids being pulled down to their level - or of being tarred with the same brush that the crowd draws to it.
YAM xx
Generally I stay clear of these elements. But once in a while my intrinsic naughtiness gets the better of me. I'm very much like the guy who can kneel before the bowl once in a while feeling humble...
DeleteBut it's definitely better to stay far away from these elements.
I think it is great and if people who decide to pretend will pretend to be good on or offline.
ReplyDeleteOf course. Pretenders have it in their genes.
DeleteHahaha funny people on the internet! I have come across such asses in the past too.
ReplyDeleteThey are too many, yes.
DeleteThose comments are hilarious, no one can pretend to be something else, the reality get its way to peep out.
ReplyDeleteArchana
Yes and soon enough too.
DeleteWhoa!
ReplyDeleteMisusing someone else's pictures has to be one of the biggest sins on social media.
Yes it is.
DeleteHe's a fraud wearing a nationalist garb. So i was not surprised.
DeleteI appreciate the thoughts expressed and the experiences shared. Like in the real world, in the virtual world too, it is (perhaps) a good option to avoid fighting with a pig because it makes you dirty whereas the pig enjoys it.
ReplyDeleteUndoubtedly the best is to stay away from filth lest we get polluted. But I was too indignant to ignore this villain in a holier-than-thou motley.
DeleteManisha - The virtual world isnt what its like actually shown most of the times.
ReplyDeleteI'm aware of it too. In fact, I'm withdrawing myself from that space slowly.
DeleteYou do enjoy provoking these people, don't you? I stay away; the abuse is too much for me to handle.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, I think, you should report to cyber crime. What he did is beyond cheapness. Most criminals are cowards. Who knows how many women he must be harassing on Facebook.
I haven't lost the adolescent mischief yet 😊
DeleteHe deleted the entire conversation as soon as he made that verbal assault. I couldn't take a screenshot. I also feel that he works with FB. He gets a lot of people blocked rather whimsically and too promptly.
I can relate to what happened to you. People specially on fb are emboldened to sy anything they please. I won't be surprised if none of their beliefs hold good in real world. I had posted a picture of an egg i not only overboiled but burnt. It was posted in good humour. You wouldn't believe how many dm i got trolling me
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wonder whether people don't have anything better to do.
DeleteI wonder why people spend so much time on social media and too wasting it.
ReplyDeleteI cannot help but applaud you bravado. Too often we ignore such people, which in turn emboldens them.
ReplyDeleteIt is a hilarious post. Personally, I do avoid such interactions. But anyway, once in a while, having fun at some one's expense is not a crime. :P
ReplyDeleteThat quote is brilliant. And secondly, maybe while their head is inside the loo, they can also cough up their morality and flush it away? I think it'll benefit all.
ReplyDeleteMost of the time Facebook and Twitter are just gutters, but occasionally they can be a good source of entertainment!
ReplyDeleteBeautifully structured post, you have described the incident really well.
ReplyDelete'Such people are far more dangerous than those who make some silly comments on social media'... I agree.. they're passive aggressive and like an explosion waiting to happen
ReplyDeleteLoved the reality in this post. Trolling and DM's are every one's part of life just ignore and get going.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha butt hurt
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