For some mysterious reason, Arvind Kejriwal’s arrest
reminded me of Haren Pandya. Maybe, because Pandya’s 21st death
anniversary is approaching (26 March).
Have you forgotten Haren Pandya? He was the Home
Minister of Gujarat before Narendra Modi assumed dictatorial powers in that
state. Modi chose to teach humility to Pandya by making him the Minister of
State for revenue. Pandya chose not to learn humility from Modi and resigned
from that post in Aug 2002.
Remember Gujarat of 2002? You should.
A fire engulfed a train on 27 Feb 2002 killing 58
Hindu pilgrims who were returning from Ayodhya where they had gone to discover
their god, not very unlike Christopher Columbus undertaking a voyage to
discover India and messing it all up.
What caused the fire in the train? Lord Ram knows
probably. The upshot was that there was a riot in Gujarat by Hindus against
Muslims.
Haren Pandya is one of the BJP leaders who gave
statements in many places indicting Modi for the riots. He asserted that Modi
held a meeting of top bureaucrats and police officers at his residence in the
night of 27 Feb 2002 and told them to let the Hindus of Gujarat wreak vengeance
on Muslims for a few days. What followed in Gujarat is history. A history that
changed India altogether. What a vision Modi’s was!
That great vision of Modi killed Haren Pandya a few
days later. Pandya was stupid to go around telling people too many unpleasant truths.
So they done him in.
Who?
Apparently one criminal called Sohrabuddin Sheikh and
his associate Tulsiram Prajapati. This Prajapati chap fired 5 bullets into the
chest of Pandya just like that when the guy on his usual his morning walk. It
is said that Sohrabuddin’s hand shivered in the last moment for some mysterious
reason that Allah only knows. Gods play games that we ordinary mortals won’t
understand. Modiji understands. So, soon the Gujarat police killed Sohrabuddin
and Tulsiram in what is affectionately called ‘encounter
killing.’
One police officer who was present in Modi’s meeting
is still in prison because he too spoke out truths that became inconvenient for
Modiji. Sanjiv
Bhatt. Another police officer who gave evidence against Modiji, R
B Sreekumar, was arrested rather late. But he was arrested. Justice may
come late in Modiji’s India, but it will come for sure.
Have you heard of a woman called Teesta Setalvad? She
fought for justice in Modiji’s Gujarat. What a traitor she was, you know,
fighting for Muslims in a Hindu country! Our Hindu Hridaya Samrat, His Highness
Narendraji Modiji, threw
her in jail too.
Our Emperor is great. He simply throws all enemies of
the nation in jail. Or gets them killed mysteriously. Even those who walk near
enemy territories, those Indians who think that all Indians are their brothers
and sisters, those who sympathise with the poor and downtrodden… anybody can be
in prison at any time if they release one breath against the country of the
Emperor. Jai Vishwaguru.
I think Justice Chandrachud will go to jail soon
because he ordered some kind of enquiry
against electoral bonds through which Modiji got a few crore rupees. What
is few crore rupees, man, for Modiji? One day in the life of Modiji costs the
nation crores and you’re speaking about some silly donations by wayward
corporate men like Santiago
Martin. Come on, yaar, let Modiji govern. Minimum governance and maximum
government or something like that he promised, na? Give him time to deliver,
man.
All enemies of Modiji should be eliminated from the
scene. This is the great Kurukshetra, man. Lord Krishna (or Ram or anybody, it
doesn’t matter) is standing behind His Highness Gandivadhariji Modiji inspiring
him with 21st century Gita. Kill. Killing enemies is the most
vegetarian act in Rama Rajya. Maybe, I heard it wrong. Sanjay is not quite
audible now. That fool is not exactly loyal, you know. Politics is slippery.
Moreover I’m the blind Dhritarashtra.
That Vyasa who wrote all this history is a low caste, you
see. His mother was a fisherman’s daughter. He was dark-skinned too. Ah! No
wonder…
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