Historical Fiction
“I’m going to die,”
declared Diogenes. He was 96.
By the time you reach the
age of 96 you will have acquired the wisdom to know when to die. You can have such wisdom even earlier. Depends on what life taught you. Rather what you cared to learn from life.
Diogenes was on a street
in Corinth. Dying. The street was his home. When the weather was too good outside he
chose to get into a barrel. Somebody had
gifted him that barrel.
Why somebody? Greece was mad enough to understand the
madness of Diogenes and appreciate it. But
Greece was not so mad that Diogenes was prompted to declare with the certainty
that comes only to godmen that “Most men are within a finger’s breadth of being
mad.”
“It takes a wise man to discover
a wise man,” declared Diogenes with the same godman-certainty when Xeniades of
Corinth bought him from the slave dump.
He had been sold as a slave by one of the administrators of Greece who
wished to get rid of his ravings from the country.
“What slave work do you
want me to do for you?” asked Diogenes when he had been bought.
“Be a teacher to my
children,” answered Xeniades with the insanity that only the Greeks possessed
in those days.
It was 4th
century BCE. Madness was not too common
except in the Greek Civilisation.
“I can’t live in such
luxury,” declared Diogenes when Xeniades offered him a comfortable room with a
comfortable bed.
The streets were where
Diogenes belonged. He was mad, you
see. But how can an aristocrat like
Xeniades have the teacher of his children sleep in the street? So Xeniades presented him a barrel on Teacher’s
Day. A big clay jar. “Shall I fill it with wine?” Xeniades asked while presenting the
gift? “No, let it be my home,” answered
Diogenes.
When he found pushing the
clay barrel around a boring job, Diogenes lit a candle and walked around in the
broad daylight. Madman, you see. Yet one sane Greek fellow dared ask him, “What
are you searching for?”
“Human beings,” answered
Diogenes.
When human beings failed
to condescend with their apparitions in the great Greek Civilisation, Diogenes
withdrew to his barrel and lay down as comfortably as he could.
It was then Alexander the
Conqueror came along to visit him.
“Why do you go around conquering
so much?” asked Diogenes. “If you want
to see what costs money and what does not cost anything go there.” He pointed towards the building nearby. It was a brothel, Alexander the Great
realised with a smirk.
“What can I do for you?”
asked Alexander.
“Just move away. You’re blocking my sunlight.”
“The sun too penetrates
into secrets, but it is not polluted by them,” said Diogenes to the children of
Xeniades, his students.
Diogenes died. The mad Greeks said that Alexander the Great
too died on the same day. And Alexander was only 33.
Postscript: This is only partly fiction.
PPS: Happy
Teacher’s Day to all those in that profession. I’m a bit too early to wish. The early bird catches the worm, you
see. [And Denis the Menace, student, replied, “I don’t want to be
an early worm.”] J
Perhaps Alexander lacked that 'wisdom'...
ReplyDeletePrecisely. Had he lived longer would he have acquired the wisdom?
DeleteWonderful sir.. good to read about Diogenes.. and I believe the "you are blocking my sunlight" is a very famous line..
ReplyDeleteYes, it's quite a famous episode from the life of the philosopher. Most of the words I have put into the mouth of the philosopher actually belong to him.
DeleteWe have very few teachers these days. Most of them are Executives with targets.
ReplyDeleteThey are forced to be. Every minute is scheduled tightly. What do you expect?
DeleteNo more a profession its turned into a business and I hope someone can come in today's world and say “Just move away. You’re blocking my sunlight.”
ReplyDeleteI'd like to share your optimism, Athena.
DeleteEducation is a commodity today, like any other thing in the world. Isn't love a commodity?
Great post. Haven't seen a more relevant article for Teacher's day. Also thank you for introducing to Diogenes, never knew he was the original promoter of cynicism.
ReplyDeleteOne of the many fascinating philosophers of Greece, Diogenes was indeed a cynic par excellence. As I have said in the post, only a civilisation like the Greeks' could have found him admirable!
DeleteBrilliant read! Sanity is a burden we choose to live with.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant comment, Vinaya. And thanks for that.
DeleteShall I raise my hat to you!
I think the most profound sentence in this fiction is “The sun too penetrates into secrets, but it is not polluted by them.” I wish we could that sunlight. Sigh...
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