India’s ruling party, Narendra Modi’s own party, wants Indians to celebrate Valentine’s Day as Cow Hugging Day. Valentine is a Western concept, they inform us. India has a superior sexual morality. Like what you see in the classical temples of Khajuraho in Madhya Pradesh, the Sun Temples of Odisha and Gujarat, Virupaksa of Hampi in Karnataka, the Jain temples of Rajasthan, the Sathyamurthy Perumal Temple of Tamil Nadu, and the Lingaraj Temple of Odisha. If I post pictures of the sculptures from those temples, Google may block my post as obscene because Google is Western and India is the West’s Guru now. But let me try anyway to put a representative pic or two here, just to give you an idea of what ancient Indian civilisation was offering to its temple devotees.
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| Just Google for Indian temple erotica for a lot, lot more |
India is a country that gave Kamasutra
to the world. Kamasutra is not just a sex manual though any average man
and some women too will love it as that. It describes all the possible sexual positions
a couple can have in bed or out of it. Anywhere. How do you make sex a delight?
India’s own Kamasutra will teach you that. Kamasutra is a nuanced
exploration of love, desire, and interpersonal relationships, Google teaches
me. It is Google that tells me that Kamasutra is more than a sex manual. Kamasutra
is nothing like what people do in the West in the name of Valentine’s Day. In
the West, they kiss in public places. Here in Kamasutra, you go all out and out
and do duma-dum. Enjoy yourself to the hilt. In the temple premises, if
you prefer. The temple premisses are the safest places for those who had the
energy to try out all those positions in those Kama days.
Anywhere, if you belonged to certain
castes or groups. Because the Tantric traditions of India teach us that sexuality
is a path to spiritual liberation. Just go and watch those tantric yogis in
Yogi’s UP even today. Their ancestors pulled whole vehicles with their penises.
The genital was a bulldozer in the land of Shiva in those old days of Hindutva’s
glory.
Hindu or Muslim, every king in India
was a potent shagger, says the classical book Freedom at Midnight.
Let me quote:
Whether he was Hindu or
Moslem, the harem was an integral part of a real ruler’s palace, the prince’s private
preserve kept regularly stocked with dancing girls and concubines.
Being a ruler in the so-called
classical India meant being a shagger. Even today, we Indians are being screwed.
Not like what Bhupinder Singh did. Today it is taxes because our present king
is a brahmachari who rubbished his wife in childhood, discarding the diktats of
his religion.
Oh no, I’m digressing.
Let me quote Freedom at
Midnight once again.
Bhupinder Singh, King of
Patiala, demonstrated a remarkably refined aptitude for … sex. As he came to
maturity his devotion to his harem eventually surpassed even his passions for
polo and hunting….
As a prince, he used to station a
score of bare-breasted girls like nymphs at intervals at the rim of his swimming
pool… The Maharaja came out of the pool from time to time to caress a
breast or sip a whiskey. The walls and ceilings of Bhupinder Singh’s private
quarters were covered with representations of the erotic temple sculptures for
which India is justly famous, a catalogue of copulative possibilities to exhaust
the most inventive mind and athletic body.
This King of Patiala used to appear
once a year before his subjects absolutely naked except for the diamond
breastplate he wore. His penis would be erect proving to his subjects that he was
a potent man. Sexual potency was of great importance in India. Bachelors with
no children were considered impotent and hence mere trash. The King of Patiala
walked around before his subjects with his penis in full erection once a year
and his subjects approved of his sexual and his manly potency. The King was
regarded as an incarnation of Lord Shiva who had great phallic powers.
India! My India gives me an erection. Om Nama Shivaya!
Today’s India, under Mr Narendra Modi’s
leadership, has about three million sex workers. That is the highest number of
prostitutes in the world for a country today, leaving aside the war-ridden
Russia of another narcissist. The International Union of Sex Workers gives that
figure on their website. Apart from all those millions of sex workers are the
youngsters who screw around with the help of what’s called dating apps. Twenty
million Indians used dating apps five years ago. Now 82.4 million Indians rely
on dating apps for satiating their ancient cultural sexual appetites.
Should we shun the Valentine’s Day? I
don’t know. I would personally love to hug a human rather than a cow.
Feel free to ignore Valentine's Day. I do.
ReplyDeleteI never had anything to do with it. But if people want it, who am I to tell them to hug cows instead?
DeleteWow! A white or rather blue paper on sex in India through the ages!
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DeleteHari Om
ReplyDeleteNever had any truck with Valentine's... YAM xx
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